Wham-it Home Products Videos Photos News
Facebook
Twitter
Wholesale Accounts

HOW CAN WHAM-IT HELP YOU?
INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE
  • Inflate WHAM-IT®...use of lips preferred over air compressor as this will prevent premature rupture (see guarantee).
  • Position WHAM-IT® in an unrestricted area to allow maximum recoil capabilities.
  • Assume proper mental state, take appropriate stance and focus on your aggravation.
  • Proceed to vent stress on WHAM-IT® (see brochure for specific forms of abuse).
  • Experience relief and sense of accomplishment (if not fully satisfied, repeat steps 2-5, and inflict greater abuse on WHAM-IT®).
SUGGESTED REASONS TO INTERFACE WITH WHAM-IT

PERSONAL

  • “License & registration please”
  • Bad hair day
  • Involuntary celibacy
  • Favorite outfit too tight
  • Laid off
  • Match.com can’t match you
  • Myspace rejection
  • Ran out of toilet paper
  • Voted designated driver
  • Crazy ex-marital partners
  • Stupid people
  • Husbands and boyfriends who don’t listen
  • Wives and girlfriends who nag
  • Hair loss
  • Identity theft
SOCIAL/POLITICAL
  • ACLU
  • The media
  • Government bailouts
  • Left wing lunatic fringe
  • Vast right wing conspiracy
  • Rush Limbaugh
  • Nancy Pelosi
  • The government
  • Sharting in public
  • Severe, uncontrollable flatulence
  • Date stands you up, again
  • Living with your parents
  • Living with your “adult” children
  • Out of Viagra/Zanax
  • Other_____________
BUSINESS
  • IRS Audit
  • Big Banks
  • Insurance companies/rates
  • Blood sucking attorneys
  • DMV
  • Automated phone maze
  • ATM fees
  • Credit card finance charges
  • Airline “service”
  • Email spam
  • Employee/employer gross incompetence
  • Computer virus
  • Private, intimate email gets copied thru office
  • Snitches at work/brown nosers
APPLICABLE/SUGGESTED METHODS FOR EXTREME ABUSE
  • Throw WHAM-IT® under the bus
  • Inject with Botox until WHAM-IT explodes
  • Tazer WHAM-IT®
  • Torch WHAM-IT®
  • Throw WHAM-IT® into UFC cage
  • BBQ WHAM-IT®
  • Spank WHAM-IT®...hard
  • Give WHAM-IT® a “Dutch Oven”
  • Dry shave WHAM-IT® with dull razor
  • Run with scissors and WHAM-IT®
  • Microwave WHAM-IT®
  • Staple WHAM-IT® to death