During the long history of mankind’s evolution, there have been a number of major milestones that chronicled humanity’s collective march toward progress and advancement. Let us review:

First, since the dawn of history, man discovered fire and learned how to use it. Woolly mammoth burgers taste much better cooked.

Then, sometime about 2600 BC, the wheel was invented, and man could now build triangular shaped things (pyramids).

Next, gun powder was invented in China, during the Tang Dynasty...all hell broke loose!

Crossing over the Pacific a few hundred years later, Henry Ford began the Motor Age in 1908. Man could now cruise.

By the 1930’s, television burst onto the scene, permanently changing how we see the world and embrace TV shows like Gillagan’s Island & Sponge Bob.

About four decades later, in 1975 the first personal computer was released, unleashing man’s ability to share information and unlocking man’s ability to be increasingly productive. You can now watch yourself being an idiot on YouTube!

At the turn of the 21st century, the iPod was invented, giving children the ability to completely ignore their parents, under the veil of “I can’t hear you.”

As you can see, these major milestones in man’s history continue to be compressed in time. Our advancements are coming at us at a faster and faster rate. We are finding it increasingly difficult to evolve emotionally and psychologically with this rapid pace of progress. The result, an extremely stressed out world!

But now there is hope. Through the collective human ingenuity of some very creative people (the employees of Creative Imaginations), we have reached a pinnacle of pure genius.
A creation that is simple, universal, and of course, affordable.
We bring you the WHAM-IT, the anti-stress device.

Wouldn’t the world be a safer place if we turned in our guns in exchange for WHAM-ITs? Wouldn’t humorous WHAM-IT Wars be better than violent Jihads?

WHAM-IT knows no boundaries, WHAM-IT recognizes no borders. WHAM-IT is certified by the AMMA (American Medical Malpractice Association). In today’s pill popping, self medicating culture, isn’t a quick backhand slap to the WHAM-IT healthier than taking your meds?!

Today, we as a people, question authority, and everything big...big governments, big banks, big businesses, even that big mansion owned by the SOB who bought it on ill-gotten gains. WHAM-IT is small...it fits in the palm of you hand & is portable.

WHAM-IT is an icon of modern human culture. Just as we Google, we will soon WHAM-IT. WHAM-IT will find its way in every office, every factory floor, every classroom, every home. WHAM-IT wants to feel your pain.

So, brothers and sisters...from all four corners of the earth, join us in our pursuit...HALE TO WHAM-IT NATION!